Komic Korner

The Bible according to Kids – some excerpts from an RE test paper

• Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

• The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert

• Moses died before he ever reached Canada

• Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption

• The people who followed Jesus were called the twelve decibels

• Noah built an ark and the animals came in in pears

• Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree

• Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

• Samson was a strong man who was led astray by a jezebel called Delilah

• The first book of the Bible is called Guinness

Compiled by Tony-Rice-Oxley