Christmas Cheer
T’was the week before Christmas
And we
heard the refrain
How did Jane R-O
Persuade us yet again?
We have to do a review,
We have to do it
quick.
And of course it has to involve
Santa or Saint
Nick.
Maybe Tony Shepherd
Could sing a song or
two
Or maybe we could do a sketch
With Piglet and with
Pooh.
We could get some reindeer
To come and say
hallo.
But then again we’d better not
They’d only bring the
snow.
We could have a little sketch
Around the
Christmas tree
And then we could include the kids
Eating up their
tea.
Now what about the Slaters?
Yes, what about
that lot?
How about the Royal bunch
aboard the Royal
yacht.
What about the vicar?
Has he learnt his
lines?
If not we'll have to fix them
Behind a handy
sign.
Why do we all do this?
You should hear the
men all moan.
“We could be watching soccer
on the couch at
home!”
Now the final curtain
Just listen to them
cheer.
Once again we’ve done it
And we’ll all
be back next year!!
Sarah Monk